Golden Monkey 2

Day 1

I arrived at Machu Picchu, Peru 1000 years back from the present. I remember researching that there used to be a ancient civilization, the Inca. I saw a old man selling jewels and relics that seemed expensive. I asked him if he has seen any golden monkey leg.

“ Excuse me sir but have you seen a golden monkey leg of some sort or relic or map to get me there?”

“ Welcome Mitima, what can i do for you today? Would you like a Napa or a llama.?”

“ Carl what’s Mitima and Napa? I don’t understand his language. He’s speaking English with a little foreign language.”

“ He’s speaking a Inca language Mitima means settler and Napa means albino llama. I have just created a program to translate English to whatever language you want. You’ll be speaking English but he will hear his native language.

I set the translator to Inca and I started to ask the vendor if he has seen the relic on the map.

“ Yes, I’ve seen it in the Inca Pucara ruled by our Sinchi and his Coya.

“ Pucara is fortress, Sinchi is chief or leader, Coya is queen” Carl reminded me.

“ But the only way to get in is you have to be a guard. If you sneak in which is impossible without dying. The Pucara is well guarded and has traps.Only way to get in if you were a bug.”

“How do I become a bug.”

“Go ask my mother.”

“No need to be rude you could have just said no.” i said.

“ No I serious my mother makes people into animals. My brother got changed to a Napa for punishment, then he met a horrible fate by a hunter.”

“ Where is she?”

“She is in the house, behind my counter.”

    I stepped inside to find his mother, I found a giant black bowl full of random things.

    There were llama eyes still blinking, rabbit’s feet, yellow liquid which I hope is jello, and skulls with eyes still in it.

    “ What do you think your doing?” I heard a voice behind me. It was a little old lady with an eye patch, crooked teeth, a pink eye, a long nose like Pinocchio, and pointy ears. Her repulsive image made me wince.

    “ How do i look?”

    I stood there trying to think of a word when i said.

    “ Um you uh look nice.”

    “What can i do for you?”

    “ I need you to make me a bug.”

    “ What kind of bug?” she said. Her voice was scratchy and sounded like she was gargling water or had food stuck in her throat.

“ Does it matter!”

“ Fine. Come and drink this.” she went and took a cup out of the kitchen and dipped it in the giant bowl and gave it to me. I started have second thoughts about this when she forced it to my mouth.

“ In ten seconds you’ll be a bug.”

I waited for ten second, I felt funny in my stomach. I went to the bathroom and saw in the mirror.

“ You did turn me to a bug, but there’s one problem.”

“ What problem?”

“ I am a bug, but I’m a six foot tall bug! When I said I want to be a bug I mean a two inch bug.”

“ I know.”

“ Then why didn’t you make me into a two inch bug?”

“ The fortress is a mile away, if you were a two inch bug that would be like a thousand miles.”

I was shocked to know how much I would walk if I was that small.

“ Just drink this at the entrance.”

“Okay.”

I left the room, I was on my way to the fortress. I got stopped by the vendor’s mother.

“ I gave you the wrong potion! I accidentally gave you a potion that makes you blow up.”

She had 7 other potions with her and a little suit case to carry the potions. I was one my way when she stopped me again, to explain how each one worked.

“ Green is for shrinking yourself to two inches, blue is to grow back to you original size, orange is for blowing things up, purple can be used as a weapon just pour it on you hand and a weapon will appear, yellow is to make turn into a random animal, red makes you disappear.”

“ What about the clear one” I asked.

“ Its just water” she answered.

Ten minutes later I saw the fortress and started running to make the travel faster when a guard startled me. The guard stood there, brave and focused, holding a large spear in his hand and a shield in the other. I used the green potion to shrink to two inches and started to crawl in front of him to enter the fortress. I would not have noticed him, a man of 27, stood on the corner opposite other the man I encountered. He wore golden armour not like the other guards because he was wearing gold and the others bronze. He carried bow and arrows, a large golden sword, a shield in the shape of a dragons face, body armour that had many details, a helmet with the format of a rhino, and a large red cape that has been scratched up. He seemed to be a higher class in that the other guards. I noticed a guard bring a prisoner up to him. The high class guard began to speak in a rough voice showing no mercy.

“ What is the problem?” he asked.

“ This man was caught stealing from the royal vault, sir. He is to be executed by orders other queen.”

“ I’ll handle it, leave at once soldier” he demanded.

“ Yes sir” he left at once.

The high class soldier tied the man to the nearest tree. He put a sack over the man’s head. What was strange was, the soldier take off all of his weapons and pulled out his hand and pointed at him as if he were to give him a high five. The man started to pleaded him for mercy. His hand started to glow and came out a ball of light. It disappeared and the man felt that the soldier had gave him mercy. Then a giant mouth came out of his hand, it appeared to be the mouth of a wolf and it devoured the man. There was nothing left of the man just a hole through the tree.

     I was horrified of the man, so I ran through the crack in the wall and pulled out the blue potion, so I could return to my original size. I was back to my old size when i noticed the left monkey leg standing on half of a pillar. Next to the leg was the same things that the higher class soldier had. I heard footsteps coming my way, I opened the chest of the suit got inside to make it look like I was protecting the monkey leg. I noticed they were the same kind of class I had on. One of them walked up to me.

    “State your class and business.”

    “ I’m protecting the prize jewel of the queen and I’m a new recruit I have no idea what’s my class.”

    “ It is Vindication of they.” said the soldier next to him.

    “ I leave you to your business.”

    Both soldiers left, I had my chance to take when the soldier I saw came up to me.

    “I know who you are.”

    “ I think you don’t because I'm a new recruit.”

    “ No you’re not.”

    “ Yes I am.”

    “ Tell me then name of the class that most of us are wearing?”

    “ It’s Called Vindication of They.”

    “You’re wrong it’s Vindicator not Vindication. You shall be executed at once for being a intruder.” He pointed at me the same way he pointed at the man on the tree. The light ball cam out of his hand. I began to run away.